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Monday, August 11, 2003
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While the proprietor of this blog is off on a Caribbean vacation (no doubt laying poolside with some sort of umbrella drink in hand as we speak), I have been left behind to blogsit. Fear not, gentle reader, for you are in good hands. Unbeknownst to said proprietor, my spies have been dispersed throughout her Caribbean resort. Disguised as bellhops, waiters, bartenders, and one fat calypso player, they are ready, at any given moment, to report on the (mis)adventures of our very own, Pdawg Q. Blogger. I’ve already received word on how the trip has gone thus far: - At the airport, Pdawg spoke loudly of having drugs and/or bombs on her person just for the cavity searches - The plane made an unscheduled stop in Colombia to pick up “supplies” - Lavish hotel lunch buffet turned out to be three bags of Doritos and a quart of Pepsi - Not only is Kathie Lee there, but also that elephant that tramples people - The locals keep mistaking Pdawg for Xena, Warrior Princess - Brochure boasted that the resort was subject of a "60 Minutes" expose - Nearly incited a riot at a cantina when she attempted to order “eggs-over-easy” in Spanish - No matter what Pdawg orders from the bar, it tastes salty - Repeatedly annoys companions by insisting they all speak pirate (arrrr…) More to come… ¶ Ξ zam Composed at 1:07:00 PM |
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