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Thursday, August 07, 2003
 
SLEDGE-O-MATIC

I know things are bad in California, what with the recall election and all. It's bad when Arnold Schwarzenegger is running for governor. It's worse when Arianna Huffington is running for governor. You've hit rock bottom when Gary Coleman throws his hat into the ring.

But, when Gallagher is also running...

Others who have filed with the state in order to receive campaign documents include the melon-smashing comedian Gallagher, comedian D.L. Hughley and Angelyne, a model who made herself famous in southern California by putting her picture on billboards.

I can see it now: he'll whip out the Sledge-O-Matic, and just like John Henry, with one fell swoop, California will finally crack off and drop into the ocean.
 

Ξ PDawg Composed at 4:31:00 PM
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