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Monday, September 13, 2004
  I'm hideously deformed.
Did I mention that yesterday I participated in our local walk for Autism Awareness?

Well, I did walk yesterday.

And, as payment for my good deed (I raised $150), guess what I got.

I got a bug bite the size of Des Moine.

Wanna know what's even better about this?

I got it on my cheekbone.

Yes, you heard right. I said cheekbone.

Only me.

This thing has managed to (at the very least) triple in size throughout today. When I woke up this morning, my cheekbone was be-specked by one trivial red spot. It was itchy, but nothing I couldn't live with.

As the day continued, however, I noticed the itching more and more. When I got home from school tonight--a full 12 hours after I had arrived (don't ask...I will be missing school tomorrow due to some sort of training I have been snookered into, and hence, I was preparing for a sub--a daunting task for someone as OCD and anally neat and organized as I am, especially so early in the year, when, I fear, I have not had sufficient time to "train" the cherubs as to the ways of my classroom...)--I took note of the epic proportions to which the bite had managed to swell.

I have Franken-face.

But, I have a left cheekbone that would now make James Marsters jealous.

Well, either him, or the kid from Mask.
 

Ξ PDawg Composed at 9:26:00 PM
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