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Saturday, September 04, 2004
  I have now OFFICIALLY heard it all.
Overheard today while shopping at my favorite local Mennonite country store:

Blonde lady: (to Mennonite girls working in the "deli" section) Hey, do any of you guys know how many ounces are in a pound?

Mennonite girls: *mumbled response I couldn't hear*

Blonde lady: 16? Really? Hmm... So, 16 ounces equals one pound....


The jaws of The Suz and I instanty fell slack for a good 30 seconds before The Suz was able to look at me and say, "Maybe I am not quite as dumb as I have always thought I was..."

And, as I was walking out the door with my goods in tow, I heard the lady STILL marvelling over the concept that a pound possesses 16 ounces.

I thought the process of natural selection was supposed to kill off the weaker of the species, no?
 

Ξ PDawg Composed at 1:14:00 PM
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