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Monday, September 29, 2003
  WHY DO I EVEN WATCH TELEVISION?
Ok, so I watched the finale of "Temptation Island 3" tonight. Quite frankly, I am ashamed that I did, but I felt that I needed to see it through to fruition since I had invested so much time in it to date.

Allow me to say this: this edition of the show was the worst yet.

Yes, I began watching "Temptation Island" during its first season because one of the "Temptresses" was from my town. But, that first season was so crazy and wild and just, well, raunchy, that I was hooked. The second season rolled around, and although I didn't want to watch, I had been so mesmerized by the initial season, I tuned in despite my own logical objections. The second season was OK compared to the first--not terribly stinky, but not overly fantastic, either.

THIS season rolled around, and I was giddy with anticipation. I was sure that the show would redeem itself after a lackluster 2nd season. No such luck. I wanted to slap these people. They were total idiots. Well, not everyone, but, quite a few.

Namely, I'd like to focus on the doofus, Michael. This guy is an idiot. On the first show, when all the tempting girls were giving bracelets to the 4 girlfriends to indicate that they were attracted to their boyfriend, guess how many Michael's girlfriend got. ZERO. She got ZERO many. Hmm...is that some foreshadowing? Apparently, it was as if the girls had thrown down the gauntlet to this lunkhead. He took it upon himself to MAKE them find him attractive. What a schmuck.

From the minute he was separated from his girlfriend, Michael was (in his own words) like "a kid in a candy store." He was all over various girls and acted up quite a bit--especially with the in-the-pool activities and dancing. THEN, once he found a girl who liked him, he ditched her the next day to "connect" with another. He had a progressive string of chicks by the end of the whole thing. He was caught on tape, several times, "talking dirty" with one of the chicks, and FOX actually had to blur out his hand gestures during the talk. What a charmer.

Apparently, though, he seemed to have forgotten all of this was being recorded for his girlfriend to see, because when the time came at the end to make a final decision, he was quite confident that he and his girlfriend would be getting married. I haven't laughed so hard in a LONG time as when he said that. That poor girlfriend of his was SHOCKED to see him behaving in such a manner. Shocked enough to dump his ass at the end of the show!

And to top things off, MICHAEL had the nerve to be angry with HER! He refused to talk to her and stormed off. Did he forget what he had done for the previous two weeks while he was away from her? He wanted "credit" for not picking the girl that he was REALLY attracted to (dirty talk girl) to go on the final date.

What a maroon.

Amazing how incensed I can become over this. I want "The Amazing Race" back.
 
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