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Thursday, September 25, 2003
  TO THE LADY IN THE LIGHT GREEN HYUNDAI ACCENT WHO DRIVES ON RTE. 12 AT 7:25 AM. EVERY MORNING...
...THE GAS PEDAL IS THE ONE ON THE RIGHT!!!!

I think you will find, Ma'am, that your car will move faster when you simply press on that right-hand pedal, thereby accelerating YOUR car, and consequently allowing MY car, which is situated BEHIND your car, to also accelerate. This simultaneous acceleration will also allow both YOU and I to arrive at our respective places of employment sooner than if you had not pressed the right-hand pedal slightly harder than usual.

*sigh*

I hate country roads with no passing zones when you are late in the morning.
 

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